@mugkip: WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac.
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@Dawn_M_: Okay stranger, it's clear that we walk at the exact same pace, speed up or at least hold my hand.
@Kristen_R5: summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
@JoParkerBear: UK: Hey u ok USA: What UK: I saw what happened USA: Im fine, nothing happened Canada: Hey I know what I said before but you can't stay over
@EvilSchwartzie: The police get mad at you if you try to marry a squirrel. Even if you're pretty sure it's a girl squirrel.