@mugkip: WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac.
@TuffyNyC: It's nice when my kitchen smells extra clean cause I used an entire bottle of Clorox to kill one ant.
@jtswhipped: Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
@TumblrEdits: why is this so accurate
@GrapeJuice40: Alcohol is best served.