@AristotlesNZ: WebMD's slogan should be "It could be nothing.. but its probably cancer."
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@NYC_Blonde: I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice.
@ArfMeasures:  ME:Make it enormous "But if I paint a red cross on ur door, ppl will think you've got the plague & never visit" ME:Make it enormous
@ElgatoEsmio: If we sneezed Windex instead of spit I bet my neighbors would be cool with me standing at their window.
@CulturedRuffian: I almost cut my finger off cutting some celery to eat and all I could think is this never happens with cupcakes.