@YoungNobler: #wecanlandonacometbutwecant let a comet land on us. - Yakov Smirnoff
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@TheAlexP: Don't you hate when you do something out of the kindness of your heart & someone gets upset because you shoved a pack of gum in their mouth?
@Donna_McCoy: Welcome to Passive Aggressive Club. We all got here early, but you just take your time.
@BreadFoster: Only in New York will they pay $5 a bottle for cold water, but cry when it's free from the sky.