@YoungNobler: #wecanlandonacometbutwecant let a comet land on us. - Yakov Smirnoff
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@Token_Geezer: Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don’t like on
@KentWGraham: We’re looking for a place with a nice view of the sidewalk, a big garden to dig up and a soundproof basement for storms. –Dog House Hunters