@YoungNobler: #wecanlandonacometbutwecant let a comet land on us. - Yakov Smirnoff
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@SteveHofstetter: Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones. Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant.
@HatfieldAnne: You've ripped the husband stick figure off your minivan, but also the cat stick figure. This is a story I want to hear.