@YoungNobler: #wecanlandonacometbutwecant let a comet land on us. - Yakov Smirnoff
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@Book_Krazy: 911 What's your emergency Me: I'm calling to complain about the quality of this cocaine 911: The police are on their way Me: Thanks
@hbreaker9999: My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him.
@Cheese_Pile: [First day of class at law school] *raises hand* Hi, yes. When do we get our white, curly wigs?