@WheelTod: We'd been married for 5yrs before we heard the patter of tiny feet. In time even the kids learned to live with the massive rat infestation
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@Donna_McCoy: I'm not leaving a will. My final act will be giving my family one more thing to fight about.
@shutupmikeginn: I like watching documentaries about murderers because i know i'm doing better than every person in the movie.