Funny Tweeter

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@NicestHippo: We'd love to offer you the job
[My phone buzzes] Congrats on your 250★ tweet!
ME [leaving]: Lol no thanks I won't be needing to work anymore

We’d love to offer you the job
[My phone buzzes] Congrats on your 250★ tweet!
ME [leaving]: Lol no thanks I won’t be needing to work anymore

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