@TheMichaelRock: We'd probably have a lot less crime if superheroes would stop making movies all the time.
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@WalkingOutside: Kids are like doughnuts. Sweet and yummy but more than one, maybe two, and you're like, "What the hell have I done?"
@andreahardy33: Just realized the girl I flipped off in the parking lot is in my next class.. This could be awkward.
@3sunzzz: [aquarium exit] Excuse me ma'am, would you mind opening your bag? I beg your pardon?! OPEN YOUR BAG *opens bag and reveals two penguins*