@Underchilde: Wedding rehearsals, because ruining your life takes practice.
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@Brampersandon_: Hey whatcha eating? "A pluot" Wtf is a pluot? "A cross between a plum & an apricot" That's really stupid. *rides off on a liger*
@Sassafrantz: [stops during sex] If you spin my fanny pack around, there's sandwiches in there. Help yourself.
@TheAlexP: Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled.