@Underchilde: Wedding rehearsals, because ruining your life takes practice.
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@Nikkeya08: Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch.
@GoldenSpirals: Creams that smell like fruit play with your brain. Tempted to eat my own leg. Smells like mango, but would probably taste like rare steak.
@CoopSoSarc: Daughter yells "I love bananas, the bigger the better". Wife and I laugh hysterically, Then I die a little inside.