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@dafloydsta: [wedding]

"Anyone know why these two should not be joined in marriage?"

ME: *from back* THEY'RE DOING A CASH BAR

*priest drops bible*

[wedding]

“Anyone know why these two should not be joined in marriage?”

ME: *from back* THEY’RE DOING A CASH BAR

*priest drops bible*

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