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@gojarbe: [wedding]
i wrote my own vows *removes paper*
"chickety china the chinese chicken"
whoops wrong one *2nd paper*
"if i had $1,000,000"

[wedding]
i wrote my own vows *removes paper*
“chickety china the chinese chicken”
whoops wrong one *2nd paper*
“if i had $1,000,000”

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