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@Pro_Jones_: (Wedding)
Priest: They've written their vows

Wife: *recites beautiful vows*

Me: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount

(Wedding)
Priest: They’ve written their vows

Wife: *recites beautiful vows*

Me: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount

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