@TaintUrBalls: Weed is better than beer because with weed the ugly chick stays ugly.
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@TheBoydP: Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?
@trojansauce: [after i confess to murder] COP: sarge? you gotta see this [shows interrogation video and sees my fingers crossed the whole time]