@TaintUrBalls: Weed is better than beer because with weed the ugly chick stays ugly.
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@Scimommy: 90% of parenting older kids is making sure they're not in the same room when they have to do homework.
@tastefactory: *tree falls in forest, quickly stands up and looks around to see if anybody heard it, brushes self off*
@KKAlThani: "Dad, how did you fall in love with mom?" "Well, son, long story short I saw her picture on Instagram and it was love at first...filter."