@TokerQuoter: Weed is not a drug, its a plant. Therefore, I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a florist.
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@CoopSoSarc: All I want from a woman is for her to hold my hand, look into my eyes, and tell me it's ok to get out of her bushes.
@hoedeehoe: Jesus: and when there was but 1 set of footprints, there I carried u Me: (checks fitbit) ok, phew, it counted the steps, I still got credit
@Playing_Dad: Daughter: Dad, can I have some Kit Kat for my snack tonight? Me: Absolutely not D: Why? M: Because I said so D: Because you ate them? M: Yes
@aveuaskew: "You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying." *raises megaphone to lips* How so?