@TokerQuoter: Weed is not a drug, its a plant. Therefore, I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a florist.
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@katiefzack: People just said "go to the gym" they never mentioned that you have to actually do things when you get there I've been doing this so wrong.
@jinkee: if you're hiding from a deranged killer and forget to put your phone on silent, at least make the ringtone the benny hill theme.