@TokerQuoter: Weed is not a drug, its a plant. Therefore, I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a florist.
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@MrEd_EVH: Don't get me wrong, I'm not whining because of the cold. I'm whining because I have to wear a entire load of laundry to stay warm
@junejuly12: Troubleshooting steps when your car won't start in the morning: 1. Call in sick 2. Go back to bed