@Death_Buddy: Weighing up my bread heating options
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@badbanana: Immortality would suck. I don't want to spend the next 800 years trying to explain Gangnam Style to my great-grandfather.
@EricMarten: It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East.
@bumlaser: Attempted to have a bath. I am 6'2". The bathtub most certainly is not. I looked like a praying mantis trying to take a nap in an iPod dock.