@StarvingHartist: Weird how people say that gay marriage will lead to people marrying dogs, but the 2nd amendment is never gonna give dogs guns.
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@JediGigi: "JELLYFISH ARE NOT MADE OF JELLY AND ALSO THEY ARE NOT VERY NICE!"--I scream from my swollen mouth
@coryrichardson_: CEO: where do you see yourself in 5 years me: hopefully in your chair [5 years later] me: *in the CEO's chair* CEO: *calling security* there's a homeless man in my chair
@sixfootcandy: My husband thinks it's funny how I have nothing to wear until I pack 4 suitcases for a trip.