@joci2203: Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk to me while chewing.
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@OnBeingHer: 6: I'm going outside to play. Me: Stay in your own yard. 6: Define "my own yard" Me: .... have fun. So her mother's child.
@Adam14: Calling a girl "honey" is ok. Calling a girl "bee vomit" is not ok. I'm a relationship expert.
@michaelianblack: Before we hang out, please be advised I will be spending the rest of the summer talking like Bane.
@EJGomez: dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance