@joci2203: Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk to me while chewing.
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@dixonshuman: My memory is horrible but I remember every person I loaned a book to that didn't return it.
@StarWarsProblms: Leia: I love you. Han: I know. [gets frozen in carbonite] [two years pass] [gets unfrozen] Leia: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN "I KNOW?!"
@GrrrRach: I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets.