@Parentpains: Weird, my coworker has bragged all day about his pending vacation and now his headlights have kicked themselves in.
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@Book_Krazy: Interviewer: Any questions? Me: On the sitcom Friends, how come the only couch at the coffee shop was always available for them?
@sarcasticmommy4: I tried that whole "if you love something, set it free" thing but my kids are still here.
@tylerschmall: Hi, fire department? My cat is in a tree. Television has taught me that this is your problem.