@Parentpains: Weird, my coworker has bragged all day about his pending vacation and now his headlights have kicked themselves in.
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@myonlymizztake: If your kid texts you questions about the price of replacing any household item, you will be replacing said item.
@Bexdora: Meet Brian, my monkey butler. He's gonna help out around the office. *Monkey flinging office equipment out the window* Brian hates clutter.