@Dawn_M_: Weird, started flirting in this bar and for some reason 4 guys just killed themselves.
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@_The_Man__: Wife: the library called about an overdue book *eye my copy of Outlandish Excuses for Everyday Life* "Tell them I died in the moon wars"
@shkeeber: I've been standing in IKEA with a lamp shade on my head for 3 days, hiding from the cops.
@tastefactory: You should always choose B) on multiple choice tests because it looks like a cool sunglasses face. That guy knows what he's talking about.