@Dawn_M_: Weird, started flirting in this bar and for some reason 4 guys just killed themselves.
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@Carbosly: This guy at my work is giving his wife a gym membership for Christmas. His name was John.
@torrami: My parents and teachers told me I could be whatever I wanted to be but I'm 28 years old now and I'm still not a crime-fighting mermaid :(
@notfaizzy: ...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool.
@Cpin42: I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume.