@AaronFullerton: "Welcome to 9-1-1, Florida. If you're calling about a matter related to George Zimmerman, please press 2. Otherwise, stay on the line..."
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@GibJimson: My family doesn't get together a lot during the holidays. We see each other enough throughout the year at all the interventions.