@WigCannon: welcome to denny's. don't eat that brown stuff. that's tables
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@fro_vo: Me: what do you get when you cross a bear with a shark My Dog: bark Me: wait henry don't give it away
@jwoodham: People are always impressed to hear that I graduated from Harvard at 16, but you can do anything you set your mind to if you just lie.
@mikealfredcaine: my grandad came to this country with four pounds in his pocket, my nan was holding a suitcase full of cash & heroin