@WigCannon: welcome to denny's. don't eat that brown stuff. that's tables
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@jordanalexissss: sober in uber: please stop talking to me drunk in uber: ...and that Mike, is why I'm emotionally unavailable I suppose.
@novicefather: My neighbor and I are really close. We call each other things like bro, man, dude, boss... We don't know each other's name.
@E_lok44: I just found a Cheerio in my sofa and we don't have any Cheerios in this house. *eats it
@cubagoodingjr69: Bay: come over Me: no, I'm watching TMNT Bay: I made one too Me: but it's awful Bay: come watch it Me: who gave you my number, Michael