@JermHimselfish: Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything.
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@PlopWaffle: Interviewer : So you're super fast at math? Me : Yup I : Ok, what's 346x48? Me : 804 I : That's not correct Me : Fast though.
@kelter1: Pharrell Williams put out a fire on Kim Kardashian's dress this week. Dude is really taking that Smokey the Bear hat of his to heart.
@JimmerThatisAll: If a woman asks you to buy her a flamethrower ask yourself some questions before you buy it.