@JermHimselfish: Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything.
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@Pirate_nurse: If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all "I still haven't gotten my period."
@huntigula: I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll
@DillDoes: *secret agent slaps me* I'll never give you answers *he grabs my throat* "WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA" *spits* I'd rather die