@JermHimselfish: Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything.
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@FilthyRichmond: My kids are mad at me because I never unwrap the cheese slices in their sandwiches
@amishschool: Thirty days sober folks. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. I'm estimating.
@3sunzzz: I'm just saying, if I was a divorce lawyer, I'd locate my firm directly across the street from an Ikea.
@robyn_vo: It's so annoying when attractive people say they're ugly just to get compliments from people, ugh if I weren't so ugly I'd do the same thing