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@trevso_electric: Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?

Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts.  Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?

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