@envydatropic: Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm

@Maui_Speaks: I can deal with many things. Intolerance. Hate. But if I can't find the right lid for the Tupperware in five minutes, some one will pay.

@lauraleeksmith: No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's

@navanax: I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. They should be re-branded as super-commas.

@UnFitz: Bought a shirt in the UK. Care instructions say "iron whilst damp." I still have no idea when to iron that thing.