@ChaseMit: "Welcome... To Jurassic Park." "But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--" "WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"
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@internetluke: [talking to zoo attendant as I slowly take out a $50 bill] "No" What? "You can't sit in the Kangaroos pouch" *places $50 back in my pocket*
@electrolemon: aruba, jamaica / oooh, i wanna take ya atlanta, las vegas/ uhhh that's lots of places vienna, then florence/ baaabe i can't afford this