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@NoTheOtherJohn: "Welcome to lazy club. My name i-*doors get kicked in*
"THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOBODY MOVE!"
[voice from the back] "Nobody was going to."

“Welcome to lazy club. My name i-*doors get kicked in*
“THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOBODY MOVE!”
[voice from the back] “Nobody was going to.”

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