@jaggings: Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.
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@RobDenBleyker: Video games don't cause violence, they PREVENT it. Whenever I see a turtle now, I chuck it off the nearest cliff where it can't hurt anyone.
@mstluvstrinkets: Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage.
@Gooooats: That will be $6.34, and would you like to donate a dollar to the children's hospital or do you prefer being judged by a Taco Bell employee?
@Holy_Mowgli: TSA agent: I'm sorry we don't allow liquids over 3.4 ounces me: ok I'll finish it here [drenches myself with Axe deodorant]