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@noog: Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you?
"Regular coffee with cream please"
That's $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales.
"TEN?"

Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you?
“Regular coffee with cream please”
That’s $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales.
“TEN?”

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