@batkaren: Welcome to Super Villain University. Please refer to the enclosed packet for a sample course offering:
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@noog: To the idiots who say ghosts aren't real, maybe you should watch this documentary called Ghostbusters.
@Kimgee8: Relationship status: the doorbell rings, my heart is pounding, it's the pizza delivery guy. Three-cheese, double toppings, thick crust.
@i_wasnt_looking: I can't stand fake people. Unless you're with me and we are faking that we are sober for a cop. Then you need to be Oscar winning fake.