@audipenny: Welcome to The News. Tonight's top story: you know that thing you love? It's terrible and you're terrible. Thanks,
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@BBQJones28: For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Therapist: You seem annoyed & distant today Whatever, I write on a tiny piece of paper before sending it across the room via carrier pigeon
@iGreenMonk: The first step is admitting you have a problem. Unless your problem is always admitting things then I don't really know how to help you.
@Tmoney68: There are 2 screaming kids & a guy talking full voice on his cell in this bank. I'll wave at you on the news tonight as they lead me away.