@atanenhaus: Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat.
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@DRUNKdadding: "Sure, you can wear shorts to preschool today." -the reason I am sleeping on the couch right now
@AKcrazy18: I got sent out of class today at school. The teacher yelled at me, "What would your parents say if I called them?' I replied, "Hello?"
@LindaInDisguise: Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder.