@snotnboogers23: Well, at least my kids are finding new and exciting ways to make my two college degrees meaningless.
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@jakehightower34: Evil Scientist: I will turn you three into...A Human Centipede! Hostage 1: No! Hostage 2: Please! No! Me: So...who gets to be the front?
@Eightinchgoat: *Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*
@figgled: My definition of the word 'mansion' becomes looser and looser every year. Oh ur asbestos bungalow has flyscreens? Um ok your Highness
@Mr_Kapowski: Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon