@lecalabara: Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire.
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@ItsAndyRyan: "The N stands for number – so no need to say 'PIN number'. "Terribly sorry, I'll start again: 'You're dead if you don't give me your PIN'.
@mstern68: You can tell which inmates were involved in organized crime because their cells are much neater than other prisoners'
@rainsutton: Just heard Justin Bieber vowed not to return to the UK after his disastrous tour here. Well done the UK. Well done.