@CaseyMichelle__: Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?
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@_Mo_lee_: Guy:Hey what are you doing? Girl:unzipping it Guy:why? Girl:I want to see how big it is. .. *Unzips tent and gets inside* Girl:nice, nice..
@iwearaonesie: me: I bet other husbands don't get put in timeout! wife: I bet they don't put their mother-in-law's phone number on a Craigslist ad either!
@greg_vee: If I'd know I only had 4 decent tweets in me when I started, I'd have spread them out a little more.