@CaseyMichelle__: Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?
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@hythemafia: MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very, very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home.......
@chopper4jk: I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did.
@Donna_McCoy: You don't need Crossfit if you have to get to the mailbox and back whilst avoiding mosquitoes the size of chihuahuas.
@lovemydogduck: I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three time while carrying me to the car.