@ibid78: Well it looks like it's just you and me..
[tumbleweed starts rolling away]
WAIT TUMBLY, NO
@goodhairperson: *watches an extremely cute guy flirt with an equally cute girl at the gym from the floor above like an old witch on a mountain*
@JonnyGoodTimes: My girlfriend HATES it when I sneak up on her.
According to her lawyer she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend ( ._.)
@daemonic3: *Buys map of world, pins up on wall*
*Swears to visit wherever it lands*
Map: I have a boyfriend
@schlimp: *steals machine parts all year*
*gets coal for xmas*
"Santa you idiot, the parts were for a pressure chamber"
*turns coal into diamond*
@TheBoydP: It wasn’t until an old man yelled BINGO that Nana realized what a horrible mistake it was to bring her pit bull Bingo to the bingo hall...