@ibid78: Well it looks like it's just you and me..
[tumbleweed starts rolling away]
WAIT TUMBLY, NO
@JuliaChildCIA: "I have found our arguments quite useful - almost as useful as those I had with my father." - Spock and the guy I end up marrying.
@MadamBetteNoire: Dance like you aren't depressed. Sing like you didn't kill that homeless guy. Love like you don't have herpes.
@sofarrsogud: I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley.
After months of therapy I'm finally battling my Damons.
@Jacksawyerr: Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot.
@SortaBad: [turns to guy at next urinal]
"When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet? BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"