@ibid78: Well it looks like it's just you and me..
[tumbleweed starts rolling away]
WAIT TUMBLY, NO
@ohthatbadger: Donald Duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants.
@buhsbaby_baby: If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me.
@SteveKoehler22: My coworkers and I pitched in to buy Greece
as a retirement gift for the boss..
We decided it was better than a $50 Applebee's gift card.
@Cheeseboy22: My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes.
@hythemafia: How to fall downstairs......