@ibid78: Well it looks like it's just you and me..
[tumbleweed starts rolling away]
WAIT TUMBLY, NO
@ojedge: DOCTOR: "Ok, now PUSH!"
WOMAN IN LABOUR: "Should I be doing this in my state?"
DR: [leaning out of car window] "Less talky, more pushy."
ME: Gotta be quiet if we're gonna catch Bigfoot
FRIEND: We want Bigfoot not Bigear!
BIGEAR: [sobs quietly in the distance]
@weinerdog4life: Titanic, but with literally thousands of cats.
@totallyinatiff: All liquor stores are open 24 hours. When you have a brick.
@AmnesiaRose: I wish I had the confidence to
just randomly sit on people and start bathing myself like my cat does.