@ibid78: Well it looks like it's just you and me..
[tumbleweed starts rolling away]
WAIT TUMBLY, NO
@TheCatWhisprer: Just got kicked out of Walmart for having a concealed belly button.
@Jenny4ashley: No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs.
@abbycohenwl: Woman: Ever since my mom passed, I think she’s watching over me
Mom’s Ghost: Yeah, that is the kind of stupid thing you’d believe
@eedrk: ME: ppl call dogs "doggo" now. i guess its a meme, i dont get it
THERAPIST: this is $200/hr. do you want to talk about anything else?
@Try2StopME: Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on.
Customer: *completes graduation* *gets a job* *gets married* *gets old* *dies*