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@seandunn76: Well it's now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred?

Hey, is that guy dead?

Well it’s now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred? 

Hey, is that guy dead?

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