@cbdoubleu: Well, I've got to hand it to you.
-Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race.
@DanMentos: *guy bumps my shoulder*
"You're lucky this isn't the Internet pal"
@Rollmaninoz: Me: Will my girlfriend be ok using Chanel 5 if she's never used Chanel 1-4
Salesgirl: *into walkie talkie* security he's back here again
@Playing_Dad: Daughter: Daddy, why is the moon following us around?
Me: I probably owe it money like everyone else on the planet
@tarastrong: "Mom, I hate the word, 'Hemorrhoid'. It's like a weird planet. Hi,I'm Hemorroidian! Or oh no! A hemorrhoid is headed 4 Earth!" -my 12yr old
@danguterman: According to WebMD, I have a Client Error due to 400 Bad Request.