@cbdoubleu: Well, I've got to hand it to you.
-Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race.
@ArfMeasures: Amazon Review: A History of Criminals
Not a bad book. Prose and cons.
@msmegmensa: If burglars broke into my apt, they'd look around, shake their heads and leave me some cash with a note that says 'get yourself some shit!'
@funnybeachgirl: *walks up to fountain*
*throws in a shiny penny*
*looks over at mother-in-law*
*does throat slash motion*
@LoriLuvsShoes: When I punish my 16 I don't take away her phone I take away her charger and then I watch the fear in her eyes as her battery dies. It's fun
@Hobo_Splendido: Autoerotic asphyxiation? No thanks, I'm not much of a car guy.