@cbdoubleu: Well, I've got to hand it to you.
-Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race.
@dance_blessed: "You'll never get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have."
@PengaloPie: Two things all artists have:
@Kyle_Lippert: [A bengals fan watching Titanic] I can't wait until the end when Jack and Rose get married
@SortaBad: Taco Bell manager: I'm sorry, you didn't get the job. It's your drug test
Me: so you mean...
Manager: yes, you passed. Get high & re-apply
@NotBachibawlz: Someday astronauts will land on the sun ....
Im hoping they're smart enough to do this at nighttime when it's not as hot