@cbdoubleu: Well, I've got to hand it to you.
-Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race.
@MariyaAlexander: Swimming is my favorite recreational activity that's also a desperate attempt not to die
@YoungNobler: Just checked weather. If anyone is curious what's in my wardrobe, find me tomorrow. I will be wearing every article of clothing I own.
@KeetPotato: we have ways of making you talk mr bond
this is dave, he's a vegan
@hippieswordfish: ME: isn't this great??
WIFE: not really
ME: *looks down from the top bunk* what's wrong
@jwoodham: If your building doesn't have an elevator and you don't live on the first floor, we can't date. I'm looking for a relationship, not a gym.