@cbdoubleu: Well, I've got to hand it to you.
-Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race.
@RVGisFUNNY: I just read an article about a man swept out to sea during a baptism. I guess that's God's Way of saying "Nope".
@galiamango: I enjoy quaint, old-fashioned customs like being nice to people.
@Sassafrantz: [Ghost Hunters]
This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's
-how'd u figure that out?
He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up
@ibid78: I swear if one more person RT's poetry into my TL I will draw a bath, light some candles, and just get lost in the verse's haunting imagery.
@BarebakAssassin: After you're done looking for true love on Twitter, you should go ride a unicorn around Atlantis, then eat some heart-healthy ice cream.