@jackiembouvier: Well, Jesus, now all Samsung's competitors have to say is "we won't blow up in your pocket and set you ablaze!"
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@_ElvishPresley_: WATSON: It appears the victim died upon entering the bathroom HOLMES: And how did you deduce he wasn't leaving? WATSON: No shit, Sherlock.
@MrBigFists: Just once I would like to hear an athlete thank God for their talent and their pharmacist for everything God left out.
@jonnysun: phd thesis: the amoumt of property damage depicted in a action movie is directley proportional to its budget