@realHamOnWry: Well, Lester Holt definitely lost that debate.
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@naughtywriter2: I have a friend whose thighs don't touch..I was jealous until a breeze came up..It sounded like a turbo fan in wind tunnel. Small favors.
@doublewenis: Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?
@theyearofelan: This reminds me of the time I fired my mother when she was investigating the case of "who ate all the cookies?"