@tarashoe: well. like. what the hell does that leave me with then i mean cmon
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@djangogold: if you can't handle me at my worst, you're probably that gutless Outback Steakhouse shift manager who called the cops on me last night
@bridger_w: Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me
@causticbob: I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47.
@ramjitsingh_: It's bad when you accidentally tell a 9 year-old child, "Stay in drugs, don't do school" in a serious tone.