@tarashoe: well. like. what the hell does that leave me with then i mean cmon
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@CulturedRuffian: I almost cut my finger off cutting some celery to eat and all I could think is this never happens with cupcakes.
@Leslie_Annie: My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am. I asked him what was wrong and he said "how many eyebrows do I have?"
@Ristolable: I like telling people to "grow up" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say "Took my advice I see"