@jordan_stratton: Well, lookie there. Bring a cheesecake to a gunfight and suddenly EVERYBODY wishes you'd brought a knife.
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@ibid78: A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
@IamJackBoot: At this late date, the only way I'm gonna be famous is if I save a baby from a fire. And the baby is filming the whole thing with his phone.
@BackrowSeats: If you come across a stranger in a dark alley immediately hug him so he knows you're not a threat.
@ohthatbadger: They agreed upon 'almond milk' when the original name – flavoured nut water – was rejected by test audiences, for whatever reason…