Well, she was raised to refer to dinner as 'supper' so obviously it wasn't going to work out in the end.

@PellMull: I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.

@AntozWolf: "You the bomb" "No you the bomb"....- A compliment in America.An argument in the Middle East.

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@ariscott: [Day after Xmas] 7am: I am detoxing today, only fruit and liquids for me 9am: There are worse things than eating 14 cookies for breakfast

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@wickedsuga: Wait. I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was just a coloring book for dogs.

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@Tommytoughstuff: *Looks around nervously* The steam from my pasta is ungluing my chest hair toupee and the other mafia bosses are taking notice.

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