@Manda_like_wine: Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much he expresses that love by slowly transforming into a human sloth.
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@HomeProbably: You'd think I was wanted for murder the way I react when someone knocks on my door..
@JoParkerBear: It's like my Grandma always says, "I died three years ago. This is starting to get weird."
@Marlebean: They say a long, tight hug releases endorphins to make you feel calm and happy. I think the guy in front of me at this DMV would disagree.