@TheFearBoners: Hey Texas, in Florida it's legal to abort other people's kids up to 17 years.
@Smug_Lemur: Possible Tic-Tac-Toe results:
a.) it's a tie
b.) you're an idiot
@dysondoc: The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge.
@leshnevsky: Today's 3-year-olds can unlock the smartphone and launch favorite app or music player.
What did I do in my 3-year-old? I ate sand.
@Savage_Scavange: Apparently there's enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot.
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