@cpabry: If I were Amish, I'd have to convert to Pmish cause I'm not a morning person.

@chadzappa: is this your first day on the internet? men are men, women are men, and children are cops...

@Breadery: Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?

@joejwest: ME: Eat your lemon PIRATE: No ME: It stops scurvy PIRATE: [folds arms, shuts eye] ME: [carves tiny skull on lemon] PIRATE: [opens eye a bit]

@ArfMeasures: Wife: Our dog was put down and then my husband died, it was tough Medium *nodding* he was the love of your life Wife: Yes of course! Medium: He has something to say to you Wife: omg go on Medium: woof