@truegritrumble: Well there goes my Wednesday night.
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@galiamango: I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see.
@lwhit_the_boss: A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight. I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh & then I punched her in the face.
@RealSugarFree: Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for... Nevermind, her mom picked her up.