@UweBollocks: Well, this certainly took a turn
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@IamEveryDayPpl: I'll pick my dog's poop up with my bare hands and put it in my pocket to end any chit-chat other dog walkers try to have with me in the morning.
@semple42: She danced her way into his heart. -She was doing the robot tho, so she looked like an idiot.
@duplicitron: Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree.