@MikeMcNeil_: Well, well, well. If it isn't that thing I told my wife I already did.
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@OfNorthAmerica: I'm gonna make a photo editing type program that makes you look like a Hobbit and call it Frodoshop.
@KKBowls: I just saw a spider on the wall, I went to hit it -- it just fell and ran away. I was all, 'Oh my God, he knows what I look like.'
@UncleDuke1969: "Put cheese on it." "It's not-" "Put cheese on it." "Really now, you-" "Everything gets better with cheese on it." "Sir, it's a BROKEN LEG."
@torrami: Nine months from now we'll have an adorable, pooping reminder of The Night the Internet Wasn't Working.