@TheBoydP: Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall...
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@andylassner: "I haven't accomplished much but I will harshly judge the hard work of others" -Critics
@JermHimselfish: If I ever found a unicorn it would probably only be about 5 minutes before I put it's horn in my mouth.
@professorxavi: To me, God will always be that guy that could've made Pokemon or Star Wars real but instead was all like, "Nah bruh, malaria and AIDS."
@panmidwest: Friend: you should come over tonight. we're watching 'How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what? Friend: