@TheBoydP: Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall...
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@TheHyyyype: An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A banana will scare off most lawyers. Eat a pomegranate and every architect within a three-mile radius will shit himself.
@: If your zodiac sign is asparagus don’t even bother being my friend because I’m a caprisun and we are not compatible
@mrsmith196645: I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly.
@robwhisman: teens don't realize how privileged they are to have these smartphones. it used to be you'd have to read shampoo ingredients on the toilet but now with the phones you can just snap a pic of the bottle and read them wherever