@TheBoydP: Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall...
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@girl_a_whirl: I've won 5 straight games of Operation, so I am more than qualified to perform a tracheotomy.
@HrBry: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate
@rolldiggity: A good way to make a car dealer uncomfortable is to say, "Tell me if you can hear this," and then get in the trunk and start screaming.
@fightforfood: Karen, if you can see this, the tupperware didn't come with the lasagna. The tupperware wasn't a gift