@TheBoydP: Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall...
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: If this Starbucks barista calls me m'lady one more fucking time I'm going to put on my knight's armor and make him my squire.
@jakob_huber: Wonder which part of Batman's belt holds the bat-shaped throat lozenges he uses after speaking in his tough voice for long periods of time.
@TravLeBlanc: "What would Jesus do?" is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD? Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See?