@KevinFarzad: Well, well, well, if it isn't the person whose name I've forgotten.
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@JohnDuffy21: Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor. Instagram is the bar and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom.
@mattZillaaaa: [job interview] "So where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Getting asked this question somewhere else
@ladybroseph: *sits* This is nice. *stands* This is also pretty cool. *lays down* Oh okay this is my favorite.
@_davidlucas_: Me: How are you? Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*