@man_spach: Went gluten-free and already lost 15 friends in the first week!
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@Book_Krazy: I'm so sick and tired of all the Internet bullying. "My password is NOT weak. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!"
@3sunzzz: M: I don't regret my past. I'm far too cold and calculating for regrets. Lawyer: Okay, so I don't want you saying that at the trial.
@dafloydsta: [about to be murdered] ME: *whispers into murderer's ear* MURDERER: No, I do not want to hold hands.