@Tmoney68: Went in for my checkup yesterday. Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he's a great dentist so I let it go.
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@Stellacopter: If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
@coIIegestudentz: College parties are great: You're taking shots with future doctors and the next Supreme Court judge is throwing up in the bathroom.
@meladoodle: The new options on Facebook look like the life cycle of every relationship I've ever had
@ilovepie84: I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires.