@Tmoney68: Went in for my checkup yesterday. Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he's a great dentist so I let it go.
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@abbycohenwl: My retirement plan is to buy several red polo shirts & anytime I need anything, go steal it from Target
@david8hughes: [boxing match] Commentator: Silva is in the red shorts with green, white & yellow trim Me: the black guy. Just say Silva is the black guy
@timdonakowski: When your great-grandchildren call you racist for thinking all monkeys look the same.
@CanadianCyn: I've found a diner. Or maybe it's a house. Either way this little old lady is cooking me breakfast.