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@gengen874: Went on a date once.

He ordered for me, "She'll have a small side salad."

I said, "Yes, and a side of sirloin and a loaded baked potato."

Went on a date once.

He ordered for me, “She’ll have a small side salad.”

 I said, “Yes, and a side of sirloin and a loaded baked potato.”

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